ironwidow:

#You know I don’t think anyone has ever looked at this scene with shipper eyes #so let me make a failed attempt to do just that #Look at the first gif. Just look at it. If this ship isn’t obvious in that damn gif, I don’t know here it is. #She’s clearly worried. She wants him to come back, she doesn’t want to close the portal without making sure that he is able to come back. #She doesn’t want to lose Tony because she cares for him. And Natasha doesn’t care for many people but she manages to care for him. #It’s so obvious. Look at the second gif #Steve tells her to close the portal yet she waits. She has a desperate look in her eyes because deep down inside she knows he won’t make it #he won’t make it in time and she knows it and she only wishes she didn’t. #But she obeys to Steve because it’s the entire city of New York and millions of people that are at stake. So she closes the damn portal. #And Tony manages to fall down. He does it. He comes back. HE FUCKING MAKES IT. #And she can’t help but to let that mask that she always has fall and show her true colors. #She smiles and sighs in relief because she knows he’is safe. Tony’s safe and thank God he won’t die this time yet. She would feel guilty for the rest of her life he did, you know why? Because she was the one to close the portal. And it would be her fault if he didn’t come back. He would die because she closed the portal. #If this isn’t a ship I don’t know what the fuck is.

(Source: wiener-mobile)

I try to imagine my life without her, and all i see is pain… and heartbreak. 

(Source: missmaximoff)

Scarlett Johansson for Dolce&Gabbana Perfect Mono Behind The Scene [part1/2]

People with BPD are like people with third degree burns over 90% of their bodies. Lacking emotional skin, they feel agony at the slightest touch or movement.

Marsha Linehan (via stolenallthestars)

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark: Another Movie Night










You ready?











imironmanandyourenot





YUP






my food is finished
















3






2






1






 Go











imironmanandyourenot





woooooo






the asylym







Jun 11, 2014 5:12 PM




imironmanandyourenot





this is gonna be some badass shit
















Yes!






Iceburg!











imironmanandyourenot





I love when real life turns into cartoon







Jun 11, 2014 5:13 PM









Me too






Checkmate.











imironmanandyourenot





dun dun dunnn







Jun 11, 2014 5:14 PM









Why is their lamp red?











imironmanandyourenot





they’re deep
















What good does that do unless you are having a sexy party?






SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!











imironmanandyourenot





ahahaha
















AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!











imironmanandyourenot





what







Jun 11, 2014 5:15 PM




imironmanandyourenot





did it just throw them across the world
















Dramatic expressionless AHHHHH!






Twice.






It did it twice.











imironmanandyourenot





megalodon means business
















That is a big shark if you can see it coast to coast.







Jun 11, 2014 5:16 PM




imironmanandyourenot





it punted them to eqypt






she said she’d be fine






shes dead
















Megamegalodon in truth.  Megalodon was what, like 60 feet?  It can’t hit the jet stream.











imironmanandyourenot





What a crappy Jarvis







Jun 11, 2014 5:17 PM









LAW AND ORDER LAWYER!






She got the knock off from Hammer.











imironmanandyourenot





He probably made that shark too
















That is while they are all dead.











imironmanandyourenot





mine would be so much better
















ALL DEAD!







Jun 11, 2014 5:18 PM









Red and gold racing stripes?











imironmanandyourenot





he’s hungry
















Just something.











imironmanandyourenot





my octopuses







Jun 11, 2014 5:19 PM









That is a weak hull.







Jun 11, 2014 5:20 PM




imironmanandyourenot





You should also be documenting those octopuses
















I like things sideways.











imironmanandyourenot





cause they were pretty giant






and no ones seen a live one






no?






Okay
















Sideways.







Jun 11, 2014 5:20 PM









You like things sideways too.











imironmanandyourenot





I like things all ways
















My kind of engineer ;0






;)











imironmanandyourenot





that’s starktech







Jun 11, 2014 5:21 PM









Wasn’t that guy in Stargate?











imironmanandyourenot





Missiles for fins
















Nope.











imironmanandyourenot





and yesss
















I think we are wrong.







Jun 11, 2014 5:22 PM









NUCLEAR WARHEADS!







Jun 11, 2014 5:23 PM









They should make it out of solid gold.











imironmanandyourenot





I could train the megalogon






don
















I DON’T LIKE TO LOSE!  FORGET MY BROTHER!







Jun 11, 2014 5:24 PM




imironmanandyourenot





oooooh boy







Jun 11, 2014 5:26 PM




imironmanandyourenot





that was heart felt






I believed him







Jun 11, 2014 5:26 PM









I believed him too.






The shark is going to eat Pearl Harbor O_O











imironmanandyourenot





And Rosey
















I watch my team suit up casually all the time.







Jun 11, 2014 5:27 PM




imironmanandyourenot





how are they running out of time






its not going to go away and if it does… good
















Not like it is going to have babies…  They can out wait it.











imironmanandyourenot





this is the third time






what






how were they not prepared







Jun 11, 2014 5:28 PM









3 times that damn Megalodon got out of the iceburg.






Why did they keep freezing it?











imironmanandyourenot





science bullshit






gotta love it







Jun 11, 2014 5:29 PM









Contact with Megalodon.  He called to say he wants chinese.











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they should just trap it in sea world
















O_O Megalodon and Mecha Shark loveathon.







Jun 11, 2014 5:29 PM




imironmanandyourenot





her hair isn’t blowing
















Unexpected romance.











imironmanandyourenot





there isnt any sun on them either
















Get the glitter Tony, it’s showtime.







Jun 11, 2014 5:30 PM




imironmanandyourenot





like I ever leave without it
















My kind of man.  Comes prepared for the occasion.






Funky town.







Jun 11, 2014 5:31 PM









Ew it inked everywhere.











imironmanandyourenot





booow






chikaa






woooww wooww
















Rotate that joystick for me baby.







Jun 11, 2014 5:32 PM









Was that two of them.






?^











imironmanandyourenot





the metal one and the real one
















Game over with an atom bomb.







Jun 11, 2014 5:33 PM









Torpedoed.











imironmanandyourenot





did they hit themselves
















They were having a really off day.











imironmanandyourenot





what







Jun 11, 2014 5:34 PM









We put all this money into your shark, but we can’t reinforce our subs.











imironmanandyourenot





oh she hit it







Jun 11, 2014 5:35 PM









It is your fault they shot themselves.






No she didn’t.  The sub shot two torpedos.











imironmanandyourenot





why don’t you get someone who can aim in there
















He blames her for their aim.







Jun 11, 2014 5:36 PM









Cheaper Jarvis is more health conscious.







Jun 11, 2014 5:37 PM




imironmanandyourenot





cheap jarvis has a crush
















Oh he’ll take care of her alright xP.







Jun 11, 2014 5:37 PM









Neero is going to kill him.






Kill them all.






Who needs the bag?!







Jun 11, 2014 5:38 PM




imironmanandyourenot





these guys would use the alcohol
















Who sprays an oil fire with water?  Who?











imironmanandyourenot





people who freeze giant sharks and then take bitty chunks around the ocean







Jun 11, 2014 5:39 PM









Ships banned on water.  No problem.  Launching more ships.






She had an orgasm.







Jun 11, 2014 5:40 PM









Neero got a little too personal.







Jun 11, 2014 5:41 PM









Just throw people in.  Chum enough.











imironmanandyourenot





I guess that tag didn’t do much







Jun 11, 2014 5:42 PM









How does she see it when it doesn’t read on the radar?











imironmanandyourenot





nothing reads on the radar
















DAMN YOU NEERO!







Jun 11, 2014 5:42 PM









Very sciencey.  Stuff.







Jun 11, 2014 5:43 PM









Megalodon is irreperable damage.







Jun 11, 2014 5:44 PM









Fire another failing torpedo.






Did you die?











imironmanandyourenot





I don’t like my ribs






theyre burnt.
















I’d eat them.







Jun 11, 2014 5:45 PM









MEGALODON PLANE!











imironmanandyourenot





stop trying to get my sickness
















I like having quality time together.











imironmanandyourenot





ahahaha
















THEY ARE DONE FOR!







Jun 11, 2014 5:46 PM




imironmanandyourenot





this is fantastic
















That shark had Red Bull.






SHARK WARS IN SPACE!











imironmanandyourenot





theyre turning around







Jun 11, 2014 5:47 PM




imironmanandyourenot





why not continue, you already started
















Shark showdown!







Jun 11, 2014 5:47 PM




imironmanandyourenot





This shark is so smart






and playful, it likes baseball







Jun 11, 2014 5:48 PM









Now if only it could swim backwards.











imironmanandyourenot





kind of was
















She finally shot someone.  FINALLY!











imironmanandyourenot





she got over that mass murdering spree fast







Jun 11, 2014 5:49 PM









They should have just made Mecha into a metal shark without bombs…  Less messy.







Jun 11, 2014 5:50 PM




imironmanandyourenot





what
















OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!







Jun 11, 2014 5:50 PM









Our cheap shark just died.  It got frozen like Cap.






Try again later.











imironmanandyourenot





all she did was hit a wall







Jun 11, 2014 5:51 PM









Did you think she likes it when he screams her name?






That is a big rock on his finger.







Jun 11, 2014 5:52 PM









Someone put a ring on it.











imironmanandyourenot





He likes his bling
















Who doesn’t?







Jun 11, 2014 5:52 PM









Who needs chum?  People are the best chum.






Dramatic backflop!







Jun 11, 2014 5:53 PM









This acting…  This acting….  They look so scared.











imironmanandyourenot





no sir, its not like theres a giant shark out there
















That one….  The starved one made me feel the fear.






The final solution!











imironmanandyourenot





way to go Jack







Jun 11, 2014 5:54 PM




imironmanandyourenot





giving your AI all that power
















SHE PUT A RING ON IT!






Who else would attack you?











imironmanandyourenot





ahaha what






its not going to randomly attack
















It randomly attacked an oil rig.











imironmanandyourenot





it jumped out of the water for a plane







Jun 11, 2014 5:55 PM









But that was a one time incident.






And the plane.  And the jet.






And bellyflop.






Flail for your life.






Hahaha puny humans.






Who needs chum now?







Jun 11, 2014 5:56 PM




imironmanandyourenot





I dont see a number
















Gruesome fashion!  It dismembered them all… We assume.











imironmanandyourenot





she did not have that head peice on a second ago
















Neero likes to bring himself close to her.







Jun 11, 2014 5:57 PM




imironmanandyourenot





he was doing it the whole time
















Jack.  Jack.  Jack.  Jack.











imironmanandyourenot





look at that head peice






it keeps coming on and off






its off again







Jun 11, 2014 5:58 PM




imironmanandyourenot





oh good rushed back story
















I always remember the beach when I am out for for days.






WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEEDLESS FILLER!











imironmanandyourenot





you hit a wall






what do you think happened







Jun 11, 2014 5:58 PM









The Megalodon got their daughter the second time.







Jun 11, 2014 5:59 PM









Knocked on the window and asked her about wanting a puppy…  And can you blame their daughter for leaving with momma carrying on with Neero.







Jun 11, 2014 6:00 PM









Does Jarvis ever repeat himself?











imironmanandyourenot





No, he’s a champion
















Megalodon is now one with Mecha Shark.







Jun 11, 2014 6:01 PM









She wants him to see something. ;)







Jun 11, 2014 6:01 PM









Whenever I want to save the world I always wear my makeup like I got done up by some salon.  And my hair is always perfect.







Jun 11, 2014 6:02 PM




imironmanandyourenot





That is true.






and your hair was all frizzy and awkward






and the second you walked out it was straight







Jun 11, 2014 6:03 PM









I know how to straighten my hair like a pro.







Jun 11, 2014 6:03 PM




imironmanandyourenot





that would make anyone upset
















Wear your best bikini Rosey!






Can he beach himself if he can’t swim backwards?







Jun 11, 2014 6:04 PM









Send everyone to the Outback!






I should order dinner.  Or make ramen…  Decide for me.











imironmanandyourenot





what would you order?







Jun 11, 2014 6:05 PM









Not sure… >.>






I like magic words.











imironmanandyourenot





hocus pocus?







Jun 11, 2014 6:06 PM









Oooo that one really gets me…  :D






Tell Neero I love him!







Jun 11, 2014 6:07 PM









Don’t you mate with my wife!











imironmanandyourenot





shes more interested in metal sharks







Jun 11, 2014 6:08 PM









Can you blame her?






Gives me shivers.






RUN AND SCREAM!   5 people evacuated thus far.







Jun 11, 2014 6:09 PM









Belly flop for the win.







Jun 11, 2014 6:09 PM









4’7” and is 6 years old?  Tall 6 year old.











imironmanandyourenot





because that backstory we have to care about






what a little shit






stacy
















SHE DOES NOT LOOK 6.







Jun 11, 2014 6:10 PM









But Stacy’s mom has got it going on.







Jun 11, 2014 6:11 PM









Stacy is against the harming of the Megalodon.






YAY RAIDERS!











imironmanandyourenot





shes on land







Jun 11, 2014 6:11 PM




imironmanandyourenot





what do they think is going to happeb
















We saved 5 people.  Who needs to save 7?






A good thing?











imironmanandyourenot





shes been saying that for an hour now







Jun 11, 2014 6:12 PM









She knows what she’s talking about.  She knows her horny sharks.






Drone mode.  It is now Megalodon.







Jun 11, 2014 6:13 PM




imironmanandyourenot





well that shark is done
















Wait it threw the ship to Egypt?  But the Mecha Shark barely made it to shore?







Jun 11, 2014 6:14 PM




imironmanandyourenot





he’s not horny enough yet
















So many boats, no need to attack right now.







Jun 11, 2014 6:15 PM









We are evacuating everything by the sea but go back to sea.











imironmanandyourenot





good military work there







Jun 11, 2014 6:15 PM




imironmanandyourenot





ooooh the button
















Of all the harbors in all of Sydney, why’d she have to walk into mine?






Drone overrided the killswitch.











imironmanandyourenot





what







Jun 11, 2014 6:16 PM









Mecha Shark is now in cahoots with Megalodon.











imironmanandyourenot





this little girl is afraid of people yelling her name






but a giant shark






with legs
















Touch it.  CHOLO!











imironmanandyourenot





someone eat this little shit







Jun 11, 2014 6:17 PM









Stop and stare!











imironmanandyourenot





eat her






eat it






EAT






goddamnit jack
















That seems logical.






Ha!  Look how he is carrying her.











imironmanandyourenot





they stole that car






and that kid
















And she steals cars too.







Jun 11, 2014 6:18 PM




imironmanandyourenot





fuck everybody else I guess
















Where is Stacy’s mom?






Did Stacy’s mom steal Stacy?







Jun 11, 2014 6:19 PM









While everyone runs we walk.











imironmanandyourenot





I fly






what






what happened to him
















RUN FATTY RUN!






Failed.











imironmanandyourenot





he just laid down and died







Jun 11, 2014 6:20 PM









:(  His death will never be forgotten.  A citizen hero.







Jun 11, 2014 6:21 PM









OH MY GOD SHE SHOULD GO BACK TO PORN!







Jun 11, 2014 6:21 PM









That plan was vague and improbable.  She is not a helpful scientist.






She did not go to MIT!











imironmanandyourenot





no she did not







Jun 11, 2014 6:22 PM









Damn you Stacy’s mom.  You made us lure Mecha here.






What is its mouth?











imironmanandyourenot





the girl







Jun 11, 2014 6:23 PM









It backs away when it eats her?






No more threat here?







Jun 11, 2014 6:24 PM









Neero is gonna get the girl.  It was his diabolic plan all along.











imironmanandyourenot





AI and their sneaky romantic ways







Jun 11, 2014 6:25 PM









Why does he waste time giving himself a pep talk when he is trying to save his wife?






Wost marriage ever.











imironmanandyourenot





aahahaha
















Worst even.











imironmanandyourenot





I love these effects







Jun 11, 2014 6:26 PM









Launch the escape pods.






A pistol really?






He has been drinking too much.






A torpedo couldn’t do it, so a pistol?







Jun 11, 2014 6:27 PM




imironmanandyourenot





these people aren’t very smart
















We can’t all be Megalodons.











imironmanandyourenot





shes not going very fast







Jun 11, 2014 6:27 PM









Ha she is chum.











imironmanandyourenot





they can’t hear you







Jun 11, 2014 6:28 PM




imironmanandyourenot





she isn’t even trying
















Keep it up.  Keep waving.  They might think they have fans of their acting.







Jun 11, 2014 6:29 PM




imironmanandyourenot





why did they need that one shot in front of green screen






just splash around






that’ll do something
















Those walls are grated.  Why can’t she climb?







Jun 11, 2014 6:30 PM




imironmanandyourenot





I want her to die spontaneously like the fat guy did







Jun 11, 2014 6:31 PM









Rosey isn’t important.  I’ll just stay with Neero.







Jun 11, 2014 6:31 PM




imironmanandyourenot





empty her out into the ocean
















She is in the chum, but empty them.  Yeah brilliant.











imironmanandyourenot





that is horrible luck







Jun 11, 2014 6:32 PM









Yay!   Spontaneous death. Now I’m gonna eat you.






Really?






REALLY!?











imironmanandyourenot





no






wait






that was it?
















Why didn’t they just bate a torpedo to begin with?






Why the complex plan?







Jun 11, 2014 6:33 PM




imironmanandyourenot





hes an AI, you can reinstall him
















Waste my tax dollars?  And you didn’t try baiting a mine or something?






GOD DAMN YOU NAVY!  GOD DAMN YOU!











imironmanandyourenot





I hate them







Jun 11, 2014 6:34 PM









They only had Neero saved in one place?  Really?






FAILING SCIENCE!











imironmanandyourenot





they had him in the first one






and installed him into the second one






so obviously not
















He said he just saved him on the hard drive.











imironmanandyourenot





they just don’t care about logic







Jun 11, 2014 6:35 PM









LOGIC!   FUCK IT!






What does this song have anything to do with the movie?











imironmanandyourenot





what did that movie have to do with sharks
















No one in this movie has a last name?











imironmanandyourenot





that wasn’t what I expected






should have gone for the octopus







Jun 11, 2014 6:36 PM









Octopus!







Jun 11, 2014 6:37 PM




imironmanandyourenot





okaaay, time for a nap
















NO!






You made me watch this.






YOU DID THIS!






NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!











imironmanandyourenot





I MADE YOU?







Jun 11, 2014 6:38 PM









There is an unnecessary after credits scene…







Jun 11, 2014 6:39 PM




imironmanandyourenot





You stayed till after the credits?







Jun 11, 2014 6:39 PM









I didn’t mean to.






It just happened.

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark: Another Movie Night

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You ready?
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imironmanandyourenot
YUP
my food is finished
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3
2
1
 Go
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imironmanandyourenot
woooooo
the asylym
Jun 11, 2014 5:12 PM
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imironmanandyourenot
this is gonna be some badass shit
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Yes!
Iceburg!
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imironmanandyourenot
I love when real life turns into cartoon
Jun 11, 2014 5:13 PM
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Me too
Checkmate.
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imironmanandyourenot
dun dun dunnn
Jun 11, 2014 5:14 PM
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Why is their lamp red?
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imironmanandyourenot
they’re deep
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What good does that do unless you are having a sexy party?
SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!
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imironmanandyourenot
ahahaha
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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imironmanandyourenot
what
Jun 11, 2014 5:15 PM
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imironmanandyourenot
did it just throw them across the world
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Dramatic expressionless AHHHHH!
Twice.
It did it twice.
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imironmanandyourenot
megalodon means business
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That is a big shark if you can see it coast to coast.
Jun 11, 2014 5:16 PM
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imironmanandyourenot
it punted them to eqypt
she said she’d be fine
shes dead
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Megamegalodon in truth.  Megalodon was what, like 60 feet?  It can’t hit the jet stream.
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imironmanandyourenot
What a crappy Jarvis
Jun 11, 2014 5:17 PM
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LAW AND ORDER LAWYER!
She got the knock off from Hammer.
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imironmanandyourenot
He probably made that shark too
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That is while they are all dead.
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imironmanandyourenot
mine would be so much better
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ALL DEAD!
Jun 11, 2014 5:18 PM
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Red and gold racing stripes?
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imironmanandyourenot
he’s hungry
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Just something.
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imironmanandyourenot
my octopuses
Jun 11, 2014 5:19 PM
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That is a weak hull.
Jun 11, 2014 5:20 PM
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imironmanandyourenot
You should also be documenting those octopuses
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I like things sideways.
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imironmanandyourenot
cause they were pretty giant
and no ones seen a live one
no?
Okay
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Sideways.
Jun 11, 2014 5:20 PM
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You like things sideways too.
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imironmanandyourenot
I like things all ways
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My kind of engineer ;0
;)
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that’s starktech
Jun 11, 2014 5:21 PM
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Wasn’t that guy in Stargate?
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imironmanandyourenot
Missiles for fins
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Nope.
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imironmanandyourenot
and yesss
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I think we are wrong.
Jun 11, 2014 5:22 PM
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NUCLEAR WARHEADS!
Jun 11, 2014 5:23 PM
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They should make it out of solid gold.
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imironmanandyourenot
I could train the megalogon
don
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I DON’T LIKE TO LOSE!  FORGET MY BROTHER!
Jun 11, 2014 5:24 PM
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imironmanandyourenot
oooooh boy
Jun 11, 2014 5:26 PM
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imironmanandyourenot
that was heart felt
I believed him
Jun 11, 2014 5:26 PM
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I believed him too.
The shark is going to eat Pearl Harbor O_O
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And Rosey
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I watch my team suit up casually all the time.
Jun 11, 2014 5:27 PM
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how are they running out of time
its not going to go away and if it does… good
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Not like it is going to have babies…  They can out wait it.
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imironmanandyourenot
this is the third time
what
how were they not prepared
Jun 11, 2014 5:28 PM
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3 times that damn Megalodon got out of the iceburg.
Why did they keep freezing it?
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science bullshit
gotta love it
Jun 11, 2014 5:29 PM
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Contact with Megalodon.  He called to say he wants chinese.
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they should just trap it in sea world
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O_O Megalodon and Mecha Shark loveathon.
Jun 11, 2014 5:29 PM
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her hair isn’t blowing
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Unexpected romance.
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there isnt any sun on them either
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Get the glitter Tony, it’s showtime.
Jun 11, 2014 5:30 PM
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like I ever leave without it
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My kind of man.  Comes prepared for the occasion.
Funky town.
Jun 11, 2014 5:31 PM
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Ew it inked everywhere.
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booow
chikaa
woooww wooww
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Rotate that joystick for me baby.
Jun 11, 2014 5:32 PM
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Was that two of them.
?^
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the metal one and the real one
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Game over with an atom bomb.
Jun 11, 2014 5:33 PM
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Torpedoed.
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did they hit themselves
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They were having a really off day.
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what
Jun 11, 2014 5:34 PM
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We put all this money into your shark, but we can’t reinforce our subs.
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oh she hit it
Jun 11, 2014 5:35 PM
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It is your fault they shot themselves.
No she didn’t.  The sub shot two torpedos.
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why don’t you get someone who can aim in there
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He blames her for their aim.
Jun 11, 2014 5:36 PM
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Cheaper Jarvis is more health conscious.
Jun 11, 2014 5:37 PM
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cheap jarvis has a crush
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Oh he’ll take care of her alright xP.
Jun 11, 2014 5:37 PM
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Neero is going to kill him.
Kill them all.
Who needs the bag?!
Jun 11, 2014 5:38 PM
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these guys would use the alcohol
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Who sprays an oil fire with water?  Who?
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people who freeze giant sharks and then take bitty chunks around the ocean
Jun 11, 2014 5:39 PM
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Ships banned on water.  No problem.  Launching more ships.
She had an orgasm.
Jun 11, 2014 5:40 PM
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Neero got a little too personal.
Jun 11, 2014 5:41 PM
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Just throw people in.  Chum enough.
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I guess that tag didn’t do much
Jun 11, 2014 5:42 PM
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How does she see it when it doesn’t read on the radar?
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nothing reads on the radar
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DAMN YOU NEERO!
Jun 11, 2014 5:42 PM
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Very sciencey.  Stuff.
Jun 11, 2014 5:43 PM
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Megalodon is irreperable damage.
Jun 11, 2014 5:44 PM
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Fire another failing torpedo.
Did you die?
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I don’t like my ribs
theyre burnt.
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I’d eat them.
Jun 11, 2014 5:45 PM
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MEGALODON PLANE!
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stop trying to get my sickness
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I like having quality time together.
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ahahaha
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THEY ARE DONE FOR!
Jun 11, 2014 5:46 PM
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this is fantastic
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That shark had Red Bull.
SHARK WARS IN SPACE!
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theyre turning around
Jun 11, 2014 5:47 PM
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why not continue, you already started
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Shark showdown!
Jun 11, 2014 5:47 PM
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This shark is so smart
and playful, it likes baseball
Jun 11, 2014 5:48 PM
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Now if only it could swim backwards.
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kind of was
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She finally shot someone.  FINALLY!
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she got over that mass murdering spree fast
Jun 11, 2014 5:49 PM
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They should have just made Mecha into a metal shark without bombs…  Less messy.
Jun 11, 2014 5:50 PM
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what
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OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 11, 2014 5:50 PM
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Our cheap shark just died.  It got frozen like Cap.
Try again later.
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all she did was hit a wall
Jun 11, 2014 5:51 PM
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Did you think she likes it when he screams her name?
That is a big rock on his finger.
Jun 11, 2014 5:52 PM
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Someone put a ring on it.
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He likes his bling
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Who doesn’t?
Jun 11, 2014 5:52 PM
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Who needs chum?  People are the best chum.
Dramatic backflop!
Jun 11, 2014 5:53 PM
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This acting…  This acting….  They look so scared.
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no sir, its not like theres a giant shark out there
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That one….  The starved one made me feel the fear.
The final solution!
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way to go Jack
Jun 11, 2014 5:54 PM
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giving your AI all that power
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SHE PUT A RING ON IT!
Who else would attack you?
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ahaha what
its not going to randomly attack
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It randomly attacked an oil rig.
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it jumped out of the water for a plane
Jun 11, 2014 5:55 PM
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But that was a one time incident.
And the plane.  And the jet.
And bellyflop.
Flail for your life.
Hahaha puny humans.
Who needs chum now?
Jun 11, 2014 5:56 PM
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I dont see a number
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Gruesome fashion!  It dismembered them all… We assume.
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she did not have that head peice on a second ago
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Neero likes to bring himself close to her.
Jun 11, 2014 5:57 PM
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he was doing it the whole time
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Jack.  Jack.  Jack.  Jack.
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look at that head peice
it keeps coming on and off
its off again
Jun 11, 2014 5:58 PM
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oh good rushed back story
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I always remember the beach when I am out for for days.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEEDLESS FILLER!
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you hit a wall
what do you think happened
Jun 11, 2014 5:58 PM
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The Megalodon got their daughter the second time.
Jun 11, 2014 5:59 PM
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Knocked on the window and asked her about wanting a puppy…  And can you blame their daughter for leaving with momma carrying on with Neero.
Jun 11, 2014 6:00 PM
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Does Jarvis ever repeat himself?
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No, he’s a champion
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Megalodon is now one with Mecha Shark.
Jun 11, 2014 6:01 PM
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She wants him to see something. ;)
Jun 11, 2014 6:01 PM
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Whenever I want to save the world I always wear my makeup like I got done up by some salon.  And my hair is always perfect.
Jun 11, 2014 6:02 PM
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That is true.
and your hair was all frizzy and awkward
and the second you walked out it was straight
Jun 11, 2014 6:03 PM
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I know how to straighten my hair like a pro.
Jun 11, 2014 6:03 PM
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that would make anyone upset
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Wear your best bikini Rosey!
Can he beach himself if he can’t swim backwards?
Jun 11, 2014 6:04 PM
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Send everyone to the Outback!
I should order dinner.  Or make ramen…  Decide for me.
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what would you order?
Jun 11, 2014 6:05 PM
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Not sure… >.>
I like magic words.
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hocus pocus?
Jun 11, 2014 6:06 PM
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Oooo that one really gets me…  :D
Tell Neero I love him!
Jun 11, 2014 6:07 PM
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Don’t you mate with my wife!
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shes more interested in metal sharks
Jun 11, 2014 6:08 PM
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Can you blame her?
Gives me shivers.
RUN AND SCREAM!   5 people evacuated thus far.
Jun 11, 2014 6:09 PM
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Belly flop for the win.
Jun 11, 2014 6:09 PM
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4’7” and is 6 years old?  Tall 6 year old.
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because that backstory we have to care about
what a little shit
stacy
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SHE DOES NOT LOOK 6.
Jun 11, 2014 6:10 PM
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But Stacy’s mom has got it going on.
Jun 11, 2014 6:11 PM
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Stacy is against the harming of the Megalodon.
YAY RAIDERS!
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shes on land
Jun 11, 2014 6:11 PM
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what do they think is going to happeb
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We saved 5 people.  Who needs to save 7?
A good thing?
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shes been saying that for an hour now
Jun 11, 2014 6:12 PM
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She knows what she’s talking about.  She knows her horny sharks.
Drone mode.  It is now Megalodon.
Jun 11, 2014 6:13 PM
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well that shark is done
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Wait it threw the ship to Egypt?  But the Mecha Shark barely made it to shore?
Jun 11, 2014 6:14 PM
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he’s not horny enough yet
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So many boats, no need to attack right now.
Jun 11, 2014 6:15 PM
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We are evacuating everything by the sea but go back to sea.
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good military work there
Jun 11, 2014 6:15 PM
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ooooh the button
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Of all the harbors in all of Sydney, why’d she have to walk into mine?
Drone overrided the killswitch.
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what
Jun 11, 2014 6:16 PM
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Mecha Shark is now in cahoots with Megalodon.
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this little girl is afraid of people yelling her name
but a giant shark
with legs
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Touch it.  CHOLO!
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someone eat this little shit
Jun 11, 2014 6:17 PM
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Stop and stare!
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eat her
eat it
EAT
goddamnit jack
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That seems logical.
Ha!  Look how he is carrying her.
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they stole that car
and that kid
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And she steals cars too.
Jun 11, 2014 6:18 PM
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fuck everybody else I guess
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Where is Stacy’s mom?
Did Stacy’s mom steal Stacy?
Jun 11, 2014 6:19 PM
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While everyone runs we walk.
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I fly
what
what happened to him
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RUN FATTY RUN!
Failed.
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he just laid down and died
Jun 11, 2014 6:20 PM
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:(  His death will never be forgotten.  A citizen hero.
Jun 11, 2014 6:21 PM
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OH MY GOD SHE SHOULD GO BACK TO PORN!
Jun 11, 2014 6:21 PM
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That plan was vague and improbable.  She is not a helpful scientist.
She did not go to MIT!
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no she did not
Jun 11, 2014 6:22 PM
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Damn you Stacy’s mom.  You made us lure Mecha here.
What is its mouth?
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the girl
Jun 11, 2014 6:23 PM
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It backs away when it eats her?
No more threat here?
Jun 11, 2014 6:24 PM
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Neero is gonna get the girl.  It was his diabolic plan all along.
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AI and their sneaky romantic ways
Jun 11, 2014 6:25 PM
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Why does he waste time giving himself a pep talk when he is trying to save his wife?
Wost marriage ever.
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aahahaha
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Worst even.
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I love these effects
Jun 11, 2014 6:26 PM
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Launch the escape pods.
A pistol really?
He has been drinking too much.
A torpedo couldn’t do it, so a pistol?
Jun 11, 2014 6:27 PM
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these people aren’t very smart
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We can’t all be Megalodons.
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shes not going very fast
Jun 11, 2014 6:27 PM
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Ha she is chum.
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they can’t hear you
Jun 11, 2014 6:28 PM
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she isn’t even trying
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Keep it up.  Keep waving.  They might think they have fans of their acting.
Jun 11, 2014 6:29 PM
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why did they need that one shot in front of green screen
just splash around
that’ll do something
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Those walls are grated.  Why can’t she climb?
Jun 11, 2014 6:30 PM
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I want her to die spontaneously like the fat guy did
Jun 11, 2014 6:31 PM
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Rosey isn’t important.  I’ll just stay with Neero.
Jun 11, 2014 6:31 PM
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empty her out into the ocean
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She is in the chum, but empty them.  Yeah brilliant.
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that is horrible luck
Jun 11, 2014 6:32 PM
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Yay!   Spontaneous death. Now I’m gonna eat you.
Really?
REALLY!?
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no
wait
that was it?
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Why didn’t they just bate a torpedo to begin with?
Why the complex plan?
Jun 11, 2014 6:33 PM
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hes an AI, you can reinstall him
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Waste my tax dollars?  And you didn’t try baiting a mine or something?
GOD DAMN YOU NAVY!  GOD DAMN YOU!
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I hate them
Jun 11, 2014 6:34 PM
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They only had Neero saved in one place?  Really?
FAILING SCIENCE!
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they had him in the first one
and installed him into the second one
so obviously not
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He said he just saved him on the hard drive.
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they just don’t care about logic
Jun 11, 2014 6:35 PM
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LOGIC!   FUCK IT!
What does this song have anything to do with the movie?
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what did that movie have to do with sharks
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No one in this movie has a last name?
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that wasn’t what I expected
should have gone for the octopus
Jun 11, 2014 6:36 PM
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Octopus!
Jun 11, 2014 6:37 PM
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okaaay, time for a nap
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NO!
You made me watch this.
YOU DID THIS!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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I MADE YOU?
Jun 11, 2014 6:38 PM
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There is an unnecessary after credits scene…
Jun 11, 2014 6:39 PM
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You stayed till after the credits?
Jun 11, 2014 6:39 PM
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I didn’t mean to.
It just happened.
Mongolian Death Worm w/ Asshole: Movie Night

 






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KAY






READY?






ARE YOU PUMPED?
















Let me kill the tv.











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GOOOOD






You’re taking so long
















Go











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Went






but that wasn’t right






You don’t just GO







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you need to READY






SET
















-curls up in blankets-











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go
















Nope.  Go.











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-sigh-






Oh Wong
















Next one gets done right, alright?











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Yes, next time I’ll set us off







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Can you believe this guy
















I am ok with that.






Calling these kinds of men…  Nope, just nope.











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They’re running out of time and he’s just being a bitch







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The walkie talkies work in that place.











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Must be Starktech






Uh oh






chubby asian meat







Jun 9, 2014 2:38 PM




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Yum, chinese food
















Make you think Tremors yet?







Jun 9, 2014 2:39 PM









Oh that man…  He can take me off roading any time.







Jun 9, 2014 2:39 PM




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Who is he







Jun 9, 2014 2:40 PM




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Why wouldn’t he have that gun out already
















Sean Patrick Flannery, he was in the Boondock Saints.











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if he was being shot at







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He also played Young Indy in the Young Indy tv series.






Feel it in your bones?







Jun 9, 2014 2:41 PM




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He’s passionate about his boner
















Bahbehque.







Jun 9, 2014 2:42 PM




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I’m a rich boy, I don’t need treasure boners
















Treasure boners I hear are the best kinds.











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Even when they get you eaten by giant worms







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I spy a possible love interest







Jun 9, 2014 2:44 PM









Deathworm is in legend…  Legendary!







Jun 9, 2014 2:44 PM









We should watch cheesy sci-fi movies all the time.











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Yes, we should
















What is in the little crate?











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I hope the blonde lives longest







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I bet you do. -swats at-











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Where did the hole from the worm go
















-hordes blanket-  Bam hole.











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Oh there it is







Jun 9, 2014 2:46 PM




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-glances back- I’m the sickly one here.
















Local authorities…  Just one.






Well then we can share the blankets…











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She’s a Doctor






and shes desperate
















Cepacol…  That is a cough drop.







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She didn’t say she was a very good one
















I’d sit on his solid lead.











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He wants to go treasure hunting, how dare you ask him to help save lives






is she






the mutant girl
















O_O











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she is right







Jun 9, 2014 2:48 PM




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with the like yellow eyes
















She isn’t Mystique.











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No, I know what Charleaheezze whatever






looks like






she’s the love interest







Jun 9, 2014 2:49 PM




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and no, she was like a cat lady on some show I think







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Dat ass.







Jun 9, 2014 2:50 PM









I am looking at a hole sir.







Jun 9, 2014 2:51 PM









Man if you suffered like this guy when one of your employees went missing…







Jun 9, 2014 2:51 PM




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He’s a really horrible business man
















Well he doesn’t have eye candy.






I hope this guy knows kung fu.











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Share this







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See I knew it






hot mutant
















Nope he was a peaceful monk.  That sucks.






… -socks him in the arm-











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ow…







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-smooths over the spot that will bruise-  Why don’t you take me treasure hunting?











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Because the last time I took a girl she betrayed me and let me and Rhodey with a bomb






left*







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Well I am not that woman.






Science stuff.











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She wasn’t that woman either.
















Thanks for having faith in me.











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We can go treasure hunting
















With you.







Jun 9, 2014 2:55 PM




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We’ll find the holy grail
















And I promise not to betray you.











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I would appreciate that
















Or take the Holy Grail into the sunlight…











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She’s so convincing







Jun 9, 2014 2:56 PM




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I can’t believe the american doesn’t believe her
















I would be packing my bags and heading to India.







Jun 9, 2014 2:57 PM




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How come the worm only eats at this plant






Why wouldn’t they call it a snake
















It likes asian cuisine.







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Poor blonde mutant
















Too close for comfort.







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Travel roads at night, but we can just stay at night.







Jun 9, 2014 2:59 PM









Out of sight?  Between those sparse trees?











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It’ll be dark and they’re asian






so they can’t really see well







Jun 9, 2014 3:00 PM









We should get a Mongolian Deathworm as a pet.











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I don’t want a worm






I want a gator shark






dino gator
















We can get both.







Jun 9, 2014 3:01 PM









Please?  The worm would be awesome…  It comes out of nowhere.







Jun 9, 2014 3:02 PM









So much for your theory on asians and nighttime.







Jun 9, 2014 3:03 PM




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His eyes are pretty wide
















Half asian.











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So see







Jun 9, 2014 3:04 PM









Conveniently close to Sepegal.






HOOKAH!











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ahaha







Jun 9, 2014 3:05 PM









He doesn’t look very asian…  Digging the braided beard and the bead.











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that would probably be my reaction too






why would you do that






this is when she turns into a cat and beats everyone up







Jun 9, 2014 3:06 PM









You know I am serious because I hold your beard hostage.







Jun 9, 2014 3:06 PM









Ahhhhhhhhh DUDE COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!











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haha local authorities






here, doctor, ride with this criminal who has countless asians after him







Jun 9, 2014 3:07 PM









Random dude worm attack.











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you own this movie?
















I do.  :D







Jun 9, 2014 3:08 PM




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you’re fantastic
















I am?






You should see all my terrible sci-fi movies.











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He didn’t notice the gun






are you kidding







Jun 9, 2014 3:09 PM




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he was literally running up to his back






where he was clearly holding his gun






oh my gosh, I left two good doctors with a criminal and something bad happened
















He thought he was holding a watergun for Wet T-Shirt Contest Tuesdays?







Jun 9, 2014 3:10 PM




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damn it you
















He is Walker Mongolian Authority Man.











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are their hands even tied
















We’ll tie these two up, but not him.







Jun 9, 2014 3:11 PM




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it doesnt even look like theyre tired up
















tired xD











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look at them






the chairs are tired together
















HA!











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LOOK






LOOK AT HIS HANDS







Jun 9, 2014 3:12 PM




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seriously
















FARSE!











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oh look






hes finally trying to get






YOU HAD A KNIFE






THIS WHOLE TIME
















Wonder what else he has in his boot.







Jun 9, 2014 3:13 PM









Compass.  A compass.











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They could have been moving this whole time






what do they really need their hands for
















The things I can do with my hands…






Why is there no guard on the tent?







Jun 9, 2014 3:14 PM




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ahaha






theyre amazing criminals
















I do all my best thinking drunk too.











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why are they waiting for a signal when they can run around this entire camp without getting caught







Jun 9, 2014 3:15 PM









Because loud signals are worth waiting for?






WORMS!






WORMS!  WE NEED WORMS!











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the effects are actually okay
















They are sneaky.







Jun 9, 2014 3:15 PM









Army of worms to protect the tower.






Oh shit his aim finally came in handy.







Jun 9, 2014 3:16 PM




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instead of looking for a treasure take that giant worm body to science people







Jun 9, 2014 3:17 PM









Maybe it is a larvae…  It could become a big beautiful monster butterfly.











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its probably too late for all the dying people that need cough drops
















Mothra.







Jun 9, 2014 3:18 PM









Those cough drops are the best that money can’t buy.







Jun 9, 2014 3:19 PM




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why didn’t he take one of the cars






everyone was dead
















The worms took them for a joyride.











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damn tree worms







Jun 9, 2014 3:19 PM









Worms in the trees…  That one in the road just wanted a ride to get some cough drops…







Jun 9, 2014 3:20 PM




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dont bring the supplies I guess






just come in and look at them







Jun 9, 2014 3:21 PM









The water is making them sick, let’s give them more water.











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theyre boiling it
















Because boiling stuff always makes things better.







Jun 9, 2014 3:22 PM









WORMS!











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Damn them and thier effects on reception
















That is what is wrong with the damn radio.











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she was there for like an hour







Jun 9, 2014 3:22 PM









Burn the bodies, because that is where the infection comes from.







Jun 9, 2014 3:23 PM









WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











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thats why shes outside not dealing with anyone







Jun 9, 2014 3:24 PM









Empty plants are always a good sign to wander.











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that sounds like a person






ahahaah







Jun 9, 2014 3:24 PM




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how did his hat come off
















Kissed him with too much tongue.











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she is a horrible doctor







Jun 9, 2014 3:25 PM









The worst.











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oh forced romance







Jun 9, 2014 3:26 PM









Graboids or worms?







Jun 9, 2014 3:27 PM









Why did they need to move him to the basement?











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why do they need to do anything







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Ducttape is my favorite tool.











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You can always get out of duct tape







Jun 9, 2014 3:28 PM




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look these people actually tie their prisoners
















Yay worms :D







Jun 9, 2014 3:29 PM









White collar criminals are less…  Disorganized.






One crate out of how many?  That seems so worth it.







Jun 9, 2014 3:30 PM









Stay in the car…  Nope.











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Want to take back the disorganized comment







Jun 9, 2014 3:31 PM









The rules in Mongolia only apply to Mongolia.







Jun 9, 2014 3:32 PM









Mongolian Death Butterfly.











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and in trees
















Mongolian trees.







Jun 9, 2014 3:32 PM









We should get Mongolian Beef.











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Mmm wormshi







Jun 9, 2014 3:33 PM









Sounds delicious.







Jun 9, 2014 3:34 PM




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is that what my people means
















-snuggles into side and shares blanket-  WORMS IN THE PIPES!







Jun 9, 2014 3:35 PM




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they’re gonna be in the buckets






little baby worms
















That would be a great way to deliver a present to Hammer.  Worms in a bucket.







Jun 9, 2014 3:35 PM









Tremors!







Jun 9, 2014 3:37 PM









He has no idea what is going on.











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They’re making holes






and freeing worms







Jun 9, 2014 3:38 PM




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like the x files episode






where they cut the tree
















I like the idea of pressing the red button.







Jun 9, 2014 3:38 PM









We should go down.











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hes not dead yet
















He is now.











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that worm took its sweet time







Jun 9, 2014 3:39 PM




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its more like a slug
















How does it move on the pillar like that?











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cause it’s a slug
















That looks so cool.











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deathslug didn’t sound as scary I guess







Jun 9, 2014 3:40 PM




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goddamnit wan
















We should yell when we were told to be quiet.











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ahahahaa






what






why did it throw up her blood
















That was cool.







Jun 9, 2014 3:41 PM









Blowhole like a monster whale slug.











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why do they need to be done the same






thats horrible planning
















Simultaneous movement is possible.







Jun 9, 2014 3:42 PM









They hired identical twins with this method in mind.











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ahaha
















Not somebody.  Some worm.











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are you done






go with him







Jun 9, 2014 3:42 PM




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I guess he just forgot there were giant worms






slugs
















How many worms can fit in a well?











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why does it matter that theyre shutting it down







Jun 9, 2014 3:43 PM




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all they want is the crates right
















Criminals need honest income.






How the hell did she find his number?







Jun 9, 2014 3:44 PM




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making a phone call
















We got doctor’s without borders.  Are these slugs without borders?







Jun 9, 2014 3:45 PM




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someoe take a picture too
















Why did he need to be on the truck to shoot at the slug/worms?







Jun 9, 2014 3:46 PM




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you knew a basement was in a buidling
















He is brilliant/






BLOOD!







Jun 9, 2014 3:47 PM




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this lady
















Why don’t the worms come up through the dirt in the shack?











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they forgot how to hunt all the sudden







Jun 9, 2014 3:48 PM









Well when girls just fall into wells… Life seems like it should be so easy.







Jun 9, 2014 3:48 PM




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its a good thing that light started flickering just then







Jun 9, 2014 3:49 PM









Why do they both have six shooters?











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by wouldn’t you shoot the guy who has the girl
















Cause he doesn’t want to die for a paycheck.







Jun 9, 2014 3:50 PM









Walker Mongolian Authority.







Jun 9, 2014 3:51 PM









Ha that piece of rubble.







Jun 9, 2014 3:52 PM









Slugs have queens?











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They do now







Jun 9, 2014 3:53 PM









Holding hands.  Yeah!











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slug treasure







Jun 9, 2014 3:54 PM




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the treasure that could save all those people
















Slug treasure is the best treasure.






Sneaky worms are sneaky.







Jun 9, 2014 3:54 PM




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I guess shes full now






why






why not take one of the crates






its not like theyre out of time
















One already made it out, remember?







Jun 9, 2014 3:55 PM




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okay start running
















They did the wrong two wheels simultaneously all wrong.  They don’t know how to be in sync.











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they don’t know how to do anything







Jun 9, 2014 3:56 PM









NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











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these deaths are really all their own faults






these slugs are slow







Jun 9, 2014 3:57 PM









They just injured mama slug.  They could save the treasure.






Would you shield me with your body from an explosion?







Jun 9, 2014 3:58 PM









And laugh in the face of your only friend’s death?











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I sure would
















Not the Iron Man suit, but your body.











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But no






that would hurt
















RAINING TREASURE!







Jun 9, 2014 3:59 PM




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stop laughing and start acting like you’re being shot at with sharp gold coins
















:( Breaking my heart Tony.







Jun 9, 2014 3:59 PM




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gold isn’t her thing





 

Mongolian Death Worm w/ Asshole: Movie Night

 

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KAY
READY?
ARE YOU PUMPED?
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Let me kill the tv.
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GOOOOD
You’re taking so long
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Go
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Went
but that wasn’t right
You don’t just GO
Jun 9, 2014 2:35 PM
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you need to READY
SET
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-curls up in blankets-
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go
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Nope.  Go.
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-sigh-
Oh Wong
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Next one gets done right, alright?
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Yes, next time I’ll set us off
Jun 9, 2014 2:36 PM
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Can you believe this guy
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I am ok with that.
Calling these kinds of men…  Nope, just nope.
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They’re running out of time and he’s just being a bitch
Jun 9, 2014 2:37 PM
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The walkie talkies work in that place.
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Must be Starktech
Uh oh
chubby asian meat
Jun 9, 2014 2:38 PM
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Yum, chinese food
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Make you think Tremors yet?
Jun 9, 2014 2:39 PM
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Oh that man…  He can take me off roading any time.
Jun 9, 2014 2:39 PM
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Who is he
Jun 9, 2014 2:40 PM
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Why wouldn’t he have that gun out already
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Sean Patrick Flannery, he was in the Boondock Saints.
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if he was being shot at
Jun 9, 2014 2:40 PM
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He also played Young Indy in the Young Indy tv series.
Feel it in your bones?
Jun 9, 2014 2:41 PM
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He’s passionate about his boner
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Bahbehque.
Jun 9, 2014 2:42 PM
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I’m a rich boy, I don’t need treasure boners
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Treasure boners I hear are the best kinds.
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Even when they get you eaten by giant worms
Jun 9, 2014 2:43 PM
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I spy a possible love interest
Jun 9, 2014 2:44 PM
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Deathworm is in legend…  Legendary!
Jun 9, 2014 2:44 PM
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We should watch cheesy sci-fi movies all the time.
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Yes, we should
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What is in the little crate?
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I hope the blonde lives longest
Jun 9, 2014 2:45 PM
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I bet you do. -swats at-
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Where did the hole from the worm go
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-hordes blanket-  Bam hole.
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Oh there it is
Jun 9, 2014 2:46 PM
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-glances back- I’m the sickly one here.
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Local authorities…  Just one.
Well then we can share the blankets…
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She’s a Doctor
and shes desperate
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Cepacol…  That is a cough drop.
Jun 9, 2014 2:47 PM
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She didn’t say she was a very good one
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I’d sit on his solid lead.
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He wants to go treasure hunting, how dare you ask him to help save lives
is she
the mutant girl
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O_O
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she is right
Jun 9, 2014 2:48 PM
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with the like yellow eyes
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She isn’t Mystique.
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No, I know what Charleaheezze whatever
looks like
she’s the love interest
Jun 9, 2014 2:49 PM
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and no, she was like a cat lady on some show I think
Jun 9, 2014 2:50 PM
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Dat ass.
Jun 9, 2014 2:50 PM
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I am looking at a hole sir.
Jun 9, 2014 2:51 PM
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Man if you suffered like this guy when one of your employees went missing…
Jun 9, 2014 2:51 PM
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He’s a really horrible business man
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Well he doesn’t have eye candy.
I hope this guy knows kung fu.
Jun 9, 2014 2:52 PM
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See I knew it
hot mutant
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Nope he was a peaceful monk.  That sucks.
… -socks him in the arm-
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ow…
Jun 9, 2014 2:53 PM
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-smooths over the spot that will bruise-  Why don’t you take me treasure hunting?
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Because the last time I took a girl she betrayed me and let me and Rhodey with a bomb
left*
Jun 9, 2014 2:54 PM
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Well I am not that woman.
Science stuff.
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She wasn’t that woman either.
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Thanks for having faith in me.
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We can go treasure hunting
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With you.
Jun 9, 2014 2:55 PM
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We’ll find the holy grail
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And I promise not to betray you.
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I would appreciate that
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Or take the Holy Grail into the sunlight…
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She’s so convincing
Jun 9, 2014 2:56 PM
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I can’t believe the american doesn’t believe her
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I would be packing my bags and heading to India.
Jun 9, 2014 2:57 PM
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How come the worm only eats at this plant
Why wouldn’t they call it a snake
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It likes asian cuisine.
Jun 9, 2014 2:58 PM
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Poor blonde mutant
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Too close for comfort.
Jun 9, 2014 2:59 PM
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Travel roads at night, but we can just stay at night.
Jun 9, 2014 2:59 PM
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Out of sight?  Between those sparse trees?
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It’ll be dark and they’re asian
so they can’t really see well
Jun 9, 2014 3:00 PM
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We should get a Mongolian Deathworm as a pet.
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I don’t want a worm
I want a gator shark
dino gator
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We can get both.
Jun 9, 2014 3:01 PM
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Please?  The worm would be awesome…  It comes out of nowhere.
Jun 9, 2014 3:02 PM
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So much for your theory on asians and nighttime.
Jun 9, 2014 3:03 PM
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His eyes are pretty wide
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Half asian.
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So see
Jun 9, 2014 3:04 PM
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Conveniently close to Sepegal.
HOOKAH!
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ahaha
Jun 9, 2014 3:05 PM
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He doesn’t look very asian…  Digging the braided beard and the bead.
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that would probably be my reaction too
why would you do that
this is when she turns into a cat and beats everyone up
Jun 9, 2014 3:06 PM
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You know I am serious because I hold your beard hostage.
Jun 9, 2014 3:06 PM
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Ahhhhhhhhh DUDE COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!
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haha local authorities
here, doctor, ride with this criminal who has countless asians after him
Jun 9, 2014 3:07 PM
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Random dude worm attack.
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you own this movie?
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I do.  :D
Jun 9, 2014 3:08 PM
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you’re fantastic
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I am?
You should see all my terrible sci-fi movies.
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He didn’t notice the gun
are you kidding
Jun 9, 2014 3:09 PM
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he was literally running up to his back
where he was clearly holding his gun
oh my gosh, I left two good doctors with a criminal and something bad happened
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He thought he was holding a watergun for Wet T-Shirt Contest Tuesdays?
Jun 9, 2014 3:10 PM
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damn it you
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He is Walker Mongolian Authority Man.
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are their hands even tied
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We’ll tie these two up, but not him.
Jun 9, 2014 3:11 PM
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it doesnt even look like theyre tired up
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tired xD
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look at them
the chairs are tired together
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HA!
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LOOK
LOOK AT HIS HANDS
Jun 9, 2014 3:12 PM
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seriously
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FARSE!
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oh look
hes finally trying to get
YOU HAD A KNIFE
THIS WHOLE TIME
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Wonder what else he has in his boot.
Jun 9, 2014 3:13 PM
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Compass.  A compass.
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They could have been moving this whole time
what do they really need their hands for
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The things I can do with my hands…
Why is there no guard on the tent?
Jun 9, 2014 3:14 PM
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ahaha
theyre amazing criminals
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I do all my best thinking drunk too.
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why are they waiting for a signal when they can run around this entire camp without getting caught
Jun 9, 2014 3:15 PM
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Because loud signals are worth waiting for?
WORMS!
WORMS!  WE NEED WORMS!
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the effects are actually okay
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They are sneaky.
Jun 9, 2014 3:15 PM
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Army of worms to protect the tower.
Oh shit his aim finally came in handy.
Jun 9, 2014 3:16 PM
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instead of looking for a treasure take that giant worm body to science people
Jun 9, 2014 3:17 PM
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Maybe it is a larvae…  It could become a big beautiful monster butterfly.
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its probably too late for all the dying people that need cough drops
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Mothra.
Jun 9, 2014 3:18 PM
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Those cough drops are the best that money can’t buy.
Jun 9, 2014 3:19 PM
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why didn’t he take one of the cars
everyone was dead
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The worms took them for a joyride.
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damn tree worms
Jun 9, 2014 3:19 PM
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Worms in the trees…  That one in the road just wanted a ride to get some cough drops…
Jun 9, 2014 3:20 PM
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dont bring the supplies I guess
just come in and look at them
Jun 9, 2014 3:21 PM
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The water is making them sick, let’s give them more water.
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theyre boiling it
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Because boiling stuff always makes things better.
Jun 9, 2014 3:22 PM
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WORMS!
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Damn them and thier effects on reception
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That is what is wrong with the damn radio.
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she was there for like an hour
Jun 9, 2014 3:22 PM
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Burn the bodies, because that is where the infection comes from.
Jun 9, 2014 3:23 PM
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WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thats why shes outside not dealing with anyone
Jun 9, 2014 3:24 PM
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Empty plants are always a good sign to wander.
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that sounds like a person
ahahaah
Jun 9, 2014 3:24 PM
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how did his hat come off
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Kissed him with too much tongue.
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she is a horrible doctor
Jun 9, 2014 3:25 PM
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The worst.
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oh forced romance
Jun 9, 2014 3:26 PM
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Graboids or worms?
Jun 9, 2014 3:27 PM
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Why did they need to move him to the basement?
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why do they need to do anything
Jun 9, 2014 3:28 PM
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Ducttape is my favorite tool.
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You can always get out of duct tape
Jun 9, 2014 3:28 PM
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look these people actually tie their prisoners
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Yay worms :D
Jun 9, 2014 3:29 PM
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White collar criminals are less…  Disorganized.
One crate out of how many?  That seems so worth it.
Jun 9, 2014 3:30 PM
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Stay in the car…  Nope.
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Want to take back the disorganized comment
Jun 9, 2014 3:31 PM
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The rules in Mongolia only apply to Mongolia.
Jun 9, 2014 3:32 PM
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Mongolian Death Butterfly.
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and in trees
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Mongolian trees.
Jun 9, 2014 3:32 PM
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We should get Mongolian Beef.
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Mmm wormshi
Jun 9, 2014 3:33 PM
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Sounds delicious.
Jun 9, 2014 3:34 PM
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is that what my people means
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-snuggles into side and shares blanket-  WORMS IN THE PIPES!
Jun 9, 2014 3:35 PM
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they’re gonna be in the buckets
little baby worms
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That would be a great way to deliver a present to Hammer.  Worms in a bucket.
Jun 9, 2014 3:35 PM
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Tremors!
Jun 9, 2014 3:37 PM
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He has no idea what is going on.
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They’re making holes
and freeing worms
Jun 9, 2014 3:38 PM
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like the x files episode
where they cut the tree
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I like the idea of pressing the red button.
Jun 9, 2014 3:38 PM
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We should go down.
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hes not dead yet
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He is now.
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that worm took its sweet time
Jun 9, 2014 3:39 PM
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its more like a slug
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How does it move on the pillar like that?
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cause it’s a slug
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That looks so cool.
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deathslug didn’t sound as scary I guess
Jun 9, 2014 3:40 PM
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goddamnit wan
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We should yell when we were told to be quiet.
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ahahahaa
what
why did it throw up her blood
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That was cool.
Jun 9, 2014 3:41 PM
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Blowhole like a monster whale slug.
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why do they need to be done the same
thats horrible planning
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Simultaneous movement is possible.
Jun 9, 2014 3:42 PM
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They hired identical twins with this method in mind.
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ahaha
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Not somebody.  Some worm.
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are you done
go with him
Jun 9, 2014 3:42 PM
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I guess he just forgot there were giant worms
slugs
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How many worms can fit in a well?
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why does it matter that theyre shutting it down
Jun 9, 2014 3:43 PM
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all they want is the crates right
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Criminals need honest income.
How the hell did she find his number?
Jun 9, 2014 3:44 PM
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making a phone call
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We got doctor’s without borders.  Are these slugs without borders?
Jun 9, 2014 3:45 PM
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someoe take a picture too
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Why did he need to be on the truck to shoot at the slug/worms?
Jun 9, 2014 3:46 PM
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you knew a basement was in a buidling
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He is brilliant/
BLOOD!
Jun 9, 2014 3:47 PM
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this lady
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Why don’t the worms come up through the dirt in the shack?
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they forgot how to hunt all the sudden
Jun 9, 2014 3:48 PM
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Well when girls just fall into wells… Life seems like it should be so easy.
Jun 9, 2014 3:48 PM
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its a good thing that light started flickering just then
Jun 9, 2014 3:49 PM
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Why do they both have six shooters?
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by wouldn’t you shoot the guy who has the girl
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Cause he doesn’t want to die for a paycheck.
Jun 9, 2014 3:50 PM
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Walker Mongolian Authority.
Jun 9, 2014 3:51 PM
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Ha that piece of rubble.
Jun 9, 2014 3:52 PM
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Slugs have queens?
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They do now
Jun 9, 2014 3:53 PM
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Holding hands.  Yeah!
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slug treasure
Jun 9, 2014 3:54 PM
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the treasure that could save all those people
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Slug treasure is the best treasure.
Sneaky worms are sneaky.
Jun 9, 2014 3:54 PM
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I guess shes full now
why
why not take one of the crates
its not like theyre out of time
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One already made it out, remember?
Jun 9, 2014 3:55 PM
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okay start running
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They did the wrong two wheels simultaneously all wrong.  They don’t know how to be in sync.
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they don’t know how to do anything
Jun 9, 2014 3:56 PM
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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these deaths are really all their own faults
these slugs are slow
Jun 9, 2014 3:57 PM
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They just injured mama slug.  They could save the treasure.
Would you shield me with your body from an explosion?
Jun 9, 2014 3:58 PM
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And laugh in the face of your only friend’s death?
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I sure would
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Not the Iron Man suit, but your body.
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But no
that would hurt
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RAINING TREASURE!
Jun 9, 2014 3:59 PM
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stop laughing and start acting like you’re being shot at with sharp gold coins
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:( Breaking my heart Tony.
Jun 9, 2014 3:59 PM
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gold isn’t her thing